"Darek H. Latta is the 6th Biggest Cock in the World" by Toby Queef

For the record, Darek is not that big a cock, but that's the name of the song and that's the last position he took on the list. The Administration was No. 1, followed by the temporarily-named J-Knob, Jr., Ron Jeremy and Lexxx Steele. Since I had a couple shots of schnopps, my readers will have to figure out the rest of the list for themselves. Also, just because I was playing a solo show does not mean TQ/HC is breaking up.

on 'holy shits!'
Holy shit! I like the shit out of my car.
Holy shit! That dude's remains were on the ceiling fan.
Holy shit! I still haven't copied those CDs from the library.
Holy shit! They were due yesterday.
Holy shit! My new 25" by 42" duffle bag is big.
Holy shit! I still haven't been able to enroll.
Holy shit! I still haven't moved back to Norman.
Holy shit! If you're having a party, call me a few hours in advance.
Holy shit! 16 days until my birthday.
Holy shit! Return of the dual B-day celebration, sans shitty enchiladas? Hmmm.
Holy shit! The Strokes' new album is good.

on music
"Positively 4th Street" by Bob Dylan and "Somebody I Used to Know" by Elliott Smith. That's all you need to know.

on the last great quote of 2005
"What'd he do? Tea-bag ya?"
Said by me to Chris Johnson in regard to Nick Bagley with out even knowing what they were discussing or looking up from the guitar I was tuning.

on the greatest (fake) quote of 2006 about that quote
"Uh, he said something about, like, coffee filters."
Chris Johnson to Darek Latta in Paul's mind.

The Jobey Poll
Best memory of the Stach. Go.