USA! USA! USA!

I read the news today, oh, boy...

A 20-year-old Palestinian blacksmith blew himself up at a falafel stand in an open-air market Wednesday, killing five Israelis and wounding more than 30 in the deadliest attack in the country in more than three months.

This story made me glad that I live in the United States of America, where there is only one place a blacksmith can blow himself up in order to kill people: Silver Dollar City.

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Am I the only person who finds it a little ironic that the S.D.C. would have such a well-designed website? Or a website at all?

"Today" by Smashing Pumpkins*

I shot even par at Colonial Estates Saturday before the game. I'm proud. You should be, too. Except for two double bogeys (on 1 and 11), it was a really good game. I even found a disc in the creek on my one creek shot--a Discraft Piece-of-Crap, but a disc all the same.

I really like disc golf. I'm going to play Boomer this weekend to show those folks in Stilly what disc golf is all about!

*Editor's Note: I heard that song in the Stach on my way to Colonial. That's freakin' awesome.

shocking the world.

I got a haircut. This time it's for realz. People are shocked. You will be too. Pictures coming soon.

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John sans long hair: Is this the beginning of neo-noblesism or is this post-noblesism?

fuck this haiku shit, i wanna fight.

Weekend full of the
best and worst of this race man
Now I'll have a beer

I don't know what all this shit this weekend means. I've got the time to figure it out this week I think, but I also have enough time to drift into a massive, crippling state of depression, again. Let the good times roll...